WAY BACK IN THE YEAR 2000...
I started messing around with flash animation.I learned pretty quickly,with the software available at the time combined with my massive intake of vodka and grapefruit juice, my efforts were going to be automatically,uhhh,stunted.
I would create these aberrations and submit them to newgrounds,a website that posts peoples flash,and I would get flamed...big time.They didn't get that I was going for STUPID...that was the slant of my humor.
I was catching up with an old friend over lunch today and was sharing my foray into flash,which prompted me to go visit newgrounds...much to my surprise,my contributions are STILL there,and, much to my amusement,people are still flaming me.
Here's an example from nov. '03...I emphasize...2003!

wtf? do you have downsyndrome or something?
i sincerely hope you are as stupid as your "animations" make you seem. why you ask?
because it would make it very easy for you to go out and get yourself killed, thus making everyones lives a lot more pleasant. and what the story line, a shogun drives a school bus into the west wing of the white house, now he's in jail getting fucked up the ass...
i bet you envy him you cum guzzling peice of shit
go fuck yourself with a rusty blade
This is the little gem he's referring to: 1375 views....
A shogun named Billy
Apparently,John-420 doesn't share my sense of humor :)

Now,you know I have turtles...but did you know I am also a pioneer in bestiality films?
It appears that I am...here's a comment from 12-2003...over 3 years later...

Was this your first submission. I see no inspiration. Just you trying to make a turtle porno. What are you doing??? Trying to introduce a new genre of porno????? DUDE YOU SUCK!!!!!

This is the flash he's referring to: 1810 views....

Turtle Love

I was encouraged by these comments and continued to produce flash...I was inspired by the 60's show leave it to beaver and wondered what it would be like if the cleavers were substance abusers....Like I said...MASSIVE amounts of vodka.

Some comments:

blam this piece of shit January 17, 2004
Reviewed by: jaguarstrike Overall Score: 0
VOTE ZERO UNTIL ITS BLAMMED! HOW THE FUCK DID THIS SURVIVE THE PORTAL????
Graphics: 0 Sound: 0 Interactivity: 0 Style: 0 Violence: 0 Humor: 0

Apparently jaguarstrike has never been bowling :)

Here's the clip: 46,656 views...hmmm...?
Drug Culture Beaver

I continued on this theme:

fuck you November 26, 2003
Reviewed by: james_420 Overall rating: 0
why the fuck would you make a second one you stupid cunt?!?! and... why would you try and drag zepplin down with you?THESE ARE FUCKING STUPID!! you need to be shot and pissed on asswipe
James just doesn't get it does he?
This clip had 1499 views:

Culture pt.2

And finally: At 34,197 views:

You Suck January 25, 2004
Reviewed by: Pyrobot666 Overall rating: 0
I mean thats all I have to say to you, Dumbass

P>S> Eat Shit and Die


The clip:
Trippin' Beaver

Now...what could possibly be my point?
All of these were done in Oct. 2000. You'll note that this last comment is from THREE DAYS AGO!I am humbled that my feeble contributions have lasted this long and provided an outlet for the wankers at newgrounds,to which I say: thanks ASSHATS!!!!