FUN WITH TECHNOLOGY
It rained off and on all day,and that's bad for the pool business.It was very,VERY slow around the shop,that is, until we discovered that our extremely techno-phobic outside salesman forgot to log out of his email yesterday!
We decided to send text messages to his phone using his email...but there had to be a rule,and the rule was:
Every text message had to contain the words asshat and fuckstick...Brilliant!
Here we go!!!

8:39am:Hey asshat I dropped my fuckstick.

12:10pm:HEY ASSHAT! FIND YOUR FUCKSTICK YET?

1:31pm:HELLOOO ASSHAT,WANT TO BUY MY FUCKSTICK?

3:10pm:Stop playing with your fuckstick,Asshat!

3:38pm:CALL 1-800-ASSHATT
TO GET YOUR FREE FUCKSTICK!!!
I know it sounds incredibly juvenile and asinine,but I don't think I've laughed that hard in months!

Moving along....
I've been trying to figure out what president bunnypants is really up to with his recent slew of initiatives besides the obvious motive of blowing the most smoke possible up our collective asses...I've come up with a six ways to kevin baconesque theory on what his ultimate ulterior motive might be:
1.Amnesty for illegal aliens...this will bring many of them out into the open,where they can be rounded up and sent to camps where they will "benefit" from:
2.The marriage initiative or whatever this multibillion dollar scam is called: so they can be brainwashed with the basic family values that will keep the families intact while they slowly lose their minds waiting:
3.On that permanent base he's planning on building on the moon as a way station to the :
4.Mining operations on mars
Bunnypants knows whose good with a shovel...Rat Bastard.