RIDICU-NEWS

A department of homeland security employee has been placed on administrative leave over a halloweencostume.The host of the fund raising event,one Julie Meyers,praised the man on the originality of his get up (striped prison uniform,dreadlocks and skin bronzer)you see,she was on a panel of judges rating all the costumes.Well,some people complained and all of a sudden,he's on leave,she's crawdaddy-ing like a motherfucker and....wait for it...congress has been briefed.What the fuck is wrong with these people???Oh wait...it's Bushco's homeland security asshats,that explains it.

Some folks have their knickers in a twist because there are no women nominees for country music's entertainer of the year award,there haven't been any since 2000.They say it's because country music is a "boys club".Personally,I think all contemporary country music sucks hog ass,they all look alike and sound the same male or female.Isn't there some more pressing issues we should be focusing on in the media?
Like Paris Hilton delaying her trip to Rwanda again,this time to go shopping in Tokyo?
Or maybe that Indian kid with 8 limbs?(this one is actually kind of cool)
And somebody else dug up a giant diamond...and,gasp!almost threw it away.
And finally,Steve Irwin's wife says he predicted his early demise...not in a specific stingray barb in the chest death,just generally.Gee,ya think???

Late entry...
Headline from CNN:12-year-old girl was actually undercover New York City detective
How many times do the pedophiles need to see headlines like this before they just STOP soliciting police online and keep their rotten fucking shit in their rotten fucking brains where it belongs.This 49 year old was sending images to what he thought was a 12 year old girl...fucking moron.It amazes me that they haven't passed the learning curve on this yet...it's not a hot and juicy pre pubescent chick you idiot,it's a fucking cop.I'm glad they remain this monumentally stupid,cause we get them off the internet tubes and into ass fuck central,but come on.It's pathetically stupid to solicit any kind of deviant shit on the internet,you either end up busted or busted up,or dead.