WHERE'S VANG IN THE NEWS?

apparently, this, is more newsworthy. Drunk cops stealing fajitas. Cool. Anyway, it's time for a stoned guy with a skink on his head...man...
...Dude...can I have one of those fajitas?
...uhh...please?
...come on man...I got the munchies
...my skink's hungry too...dude, come on...show some love...
...yeah? Well fuck you too...bastard.
...damn it...excuse me miss...are you into skinks?I have this giant one on my head...interested?