FUCK CHRISTMAS

Really...I mean it. The city has already put up the decorations...the same tired sorry ass decorations that I've been looking at for years. Sure, they move the pole location of the cheesy guitar every once and a while along with the bell, in an attempt I guess to shake things up, but it's still the same old shit. And then there's television, commercials of people buying cars for christmas, diamonds for christmas, in fact, the diamonds are given early and then "Santa" gives you a ride home in his cab while you make out in the back, because he gave you a diamond. And santa ignores the hand job, because, after all, he gave you a diamond...for christmas. And it's not even fucking thanksgiving yet.
And then there's the cologne and perfume commercials...give me something that stinks-please...so I can douse myself in holiday spirit and annoy all those people who are allergic while I push past them with my stinky self to throw a dollar or two in the sally bucket...if I can find one this year. Seems that charity has been beaten out by the ongoing commercialism of the holiday, beggars with a bell and a bucket are far and in between this year for christmas...which by the way, is originally a celebration of the birth of christ.
What? You mean christmas is a religious holiday? No way! Really?
Put that in your pipe and smoke it religious right...and choke on it. Or better yet...send me a sappy card from Hallmark...I dare you.
Happy holidays.