Email of the day
My reply to a discussion with a friend involving a 5 hour problematic download of cost estimating software where she's agreed that maybe paper and pencil (and perhaps a bit of Excel) is the better choice over some fancy software...
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From: Ann
To: (name deleted)

Yep. I never thought I'd say this, but software, smoshware. At the
rate this society is going, people are going to want a computer
program to wipe their ass. Oh wait, we have that already - there's a
programmable bidet... AUGGHGHGH!
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Hmmm... not my normal email demeanor. Perhaps this this new job has put me a bit over the edge....