WE GOT IT FUCKING EASY, EH?

Check this out:
lazy ass americans
I'd like to see the breakdown for someone in Dafur, I imagine it would go something like this:
Avoid machete weilding, guntoting maniacs: 12 hours.
Avoid gang raping machete weilding guntoting maniacs: 6 hours.
Trying to identify your severed limbs from the pile of severed limbs in the center of your village : 1 hour.
Eat cold ball of rice while trying to stave off blood loss from severed limb while crouching in jungle on outskirts of village trying to understand why your parents and/or children are dead: 1 hour, 45 minutes.
Bleed to death: 1 hour, 15 minutes .
become an incubator for indigenous insects after you die: 1 hour:55 minutes
Where's the american intervention?: 5 Minutes...
I'm just sayin'