YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY FULL OF IT

I did not watch pResident whistledick's speech last night. If I wanted slapstick stupid I would watch old Benny Hill shows.
But I did hear a guy on the radio on the way home from work commenting on it. This guy works for a security firm here in Austin (Stratford I think it's called) and is a frequent guest on this show.
Anyway, it seems bunnypants said the word democracy a lot...a whole hell of a lot. But this guy focused on the 3 minutes the dickweed in chief spent talking about the "success" that was had in Fallujah. It seems that getting a shitload of us killed and then turning over the city to the "insurgents" under the command of a former Saddam the terrible's generals is a good thing. Apparently this is happening in other cities that have shown resistance comparable to that of Fallujah.
Dubya thinks this a good thing. The guy on the radio seemed to think it was related to meeting the deadline for turning over the country to it's citizens on June 30 and reducing coalition casualties to bring up his sagging ratings and overtake Kerry and win the election, because we did what we set out to do in Iraq.
If this is the case what we have done is:
Blow the shit out of Iraq to the point of it needing to be condemned.
Kill thousands.
Lose 800+ coalition forces.
Turn key cities over to the very fucking people we went in there after.I believe the popular term for this is "chump out".
And we will leave on June 30. And by "leave" he means all of us but 140,000 marked as cannon fodder- I mean peace keepers.
I'm reminded of the film Casualties of war when one soldier is explaining the nature of atrocity in wartime:
"If you burn down a hooch, just say 'sorry 'bout that'".
"If you kill some of their pigs, just say 'sorry 'bout that'".
And it goes on from there.
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Choking on a pretzel and falling off his bike???They look like whiskey dents to me.