THEO IS AFRAID OF THE FART SOUND

The one you make with your mouth... the raspberry if you will. Ann is delighting in his response to said sound...we are both cracking up at his reaction. He trots down the hall to bed..."fuck you guy's" is written all over his face. He will pay us back by licking my pillow, providing me with a slimy good night, then roll over on his back, stick his giant dick in my face, his giant claws into whatever is available and let out a giant sigh, just before he commences to snore. It's a loud snore, melodic, yes. But loud. And, he farts in his sleep. But he's our Theo and we love him. Tune in tomorrow for:

SULLIVAN HAS TO SLEEP CHINESE STYLE

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WE CRUISED THROUGH MY 268 EMAILS AT DEPTHMARKER

If one is to put any creedence into spam I have A: A small penis and B: An addiction to a variety of drugs to help me cope with the stark reality of not being able to "lay pipe" like a real man.
Reading the titles was like reading a giant haiku... it was hilarious. Try it. Post them here. An example:
Rob-small penis?
Ann- get what you need.
Rob- make her scream.
Ann-3 inches in THREE WEEKS!
Rob- Oxycodone? Toll free!
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