LIVE AND IN CONCERT!THE LYING MOTHERFUCKING 4!OR TONIGHTS FINAL GOP DEBATE...

Imagine if you will,on the floor in front of mom and dad's TV in the 70's,it's 10:30 saturday night...

Hi,I'm Don Kirshnah and welcome to In Concert...Tonight we have a special treat for you,a command performance of the famed Lying Motherfucking 4.While each member lies in his own unique way,the lies blend,creating a dissonance that you will either eat up like mama's fried chicken,or urk up like gramma's gifelte fish!

Set one:The new material,which sounds suspiciously like the old material...and lot's of shout outs to the man credited with fostering and proliferating this genre...did I mention,we are live from the FILLMORE EAST!How many times can they yank this man out of the grave and shake him at us like a figure head/puppet of the mainstream?How MANY???

Set two:The last release,which sounds suspiciously like the new material.More shout outs to "the man who made it happen".Please,I'm sure he's flattered,oh wait,he's DEAD and irrelevant to this new generation.

Set three:Chestnuts...please give him a rest.

Set four:The encore...why would a corpse,with no relavence to current trends give you a contract?Come on...

...I was fairly disgusted that they would yank his bones out of the grave for which seemed like a 1000 times.
The giant plane was cool though,but not as cool as that giant pig back in the day,oh wait...