THE FRIDAY ROUND UP

Rudy Ghouliani says the reason his wife interrupted his speech at the NRA was because of 9/11.Ever since that horrible day,whenever they fly somewhere they call each other to reaffirm their love.Please...if that is the case(snort!)why didn't she call him on the plane?And wasn't he married to someone else and just fucking his current on the side immediately after 9/11?What a shameless asshole.

Apparently some democratic hopefuls are demurring(back pedaling?)on a question regarding bringing the troops home within their first term.If I were a dem hopeful,I would answer the question and it would go something like this.
"Look Tim,the bush administration has spent almost 5 years digging the hole that is Iraq.That has led to our military becoming bogged down in an endless civil war and our country being almost universally hated.They are currently using every trick in the book to ensure it continues until they leave office,effectively door knobbing a mess they created for the next administration to sort out,rather than follow the advice of a growing number of politicians and military people who say diplomacy is the answer.If you honestly think this sort of shit storm can be sorted out with the end result being no US troops in Iraq in four years you are crazier than a shithouse rat".
Which is why I will never be a democratic hopeful.

Mitt Romney is still a shallow conniving shell of a "man" and his 5 sons are still chickenhawk pussies.

In local news...

The tool stealing continues at the T.O.E...yesterday one electrician had his strippers and dykes stolen during lunch.That afternoon,someone broke into a gang box and stole a large amount of another electricians tools.Whoever is doing this is making a big mistake in regard to the aforementioned electricians(or any of us for that matter).If they find you you will pay dearly.If you steal from me and I find you I will be standing before the union board of excellence explaining how my pliers became lodged in your temple and your dick ended up in your mouth.

Austin shitty council member Jennifer Kim(not from here)introduced legislation to ban panhandling within a 1000 feet of schools(presumably to not impinge on the bullies taking wimpy kids lunch money),the police jumped on it and advocated making it illegal everywhere(which they can't do for reasons that mystify me).Panhandling is currently illegal in 3 locations-that's right THREE-in Austin:downtown,I-35 and Cesar Chavez and the drag."Aggressive"panhandling is illegal everywhere.I have been aggressively approached downtown and on the drag,so,so much for that law.
If the shitty council would focus it's energy on meaningful programs to get these people off the street,instead of placating soccer moms who don't like bums panhandling near their kids we might solve the problem eventually.Just like any city,we have our legit homeless and desperate folks and asshole drunkie/crackheads who view it as a lifestyle/career choice.They are the aggressive ones who won't take no for an answer and need to be dealt with criminally.

Have a nice weekend.