DON'T CALL ME "BOSS" DON'T CALL ME "DOG"

I am not your boss and I am not a bounty hunter.And especially,do not call me "primo".I am not mexican nor am I really good weed.
If you are unable to call me by my given name,here is the short list of how you can get my attention or greet me without instant annoyance on my part:
"Hey Rob"
"Hey Rev"
"Hey Dude"
"Hey Man"
"Hey"
Are we clear on that now?
Good...