Death by Coconut
Every few years I decide that I'm not *really* allergic to coconut; that it's all in my head and it's perfectly okay to do something stupid like eat a Mounds candy bar. Yesterday afternoon was one of those occasions and hours later, I was driving the porcelain bus and reminding myself that I am, in fact, allergic to coconut. Let's hope I never get stranded on a desert island where coconut is the only food source. I can see the headlines now... "Shipwreck survivor starves despite abundant food source" and the article will assume that I was too stupid to figure it out.