FOR THE COMMENTS SECTION

Nicked this from Special K, who nicked it from Leslie's Place.
Feel free to answer these in the comments.
1. Who are YOU?
2. Have we ever met?
3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. Describe me in one word.
5. What reminds you of me?
6. If you could give me anything what would it be?
7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
8. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
9. Why do you come back here?
10. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you?