"ROB AND ANN! COME ON DOWN!!! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANTS ON 'WORST CASE
SCENARIO' " !!!!!!!! (HOOPLA AND MUSIC ENSUES)

We shuffle to the game podium with shoulders slumped.

WCS MC:" OK!Here's how the game works! We give you three possibilities and you have to guess (independently) which one is most likely to be REALITY"!" Ready to play"?!!?

ROB: "I guess".
ANN: "Whatever...yeah".

WCS MC: "OK"!!! Question one:
"You're driving home from work during rush hour, which averages 9.5 miles between your respective workplaces and home, it takes":
A: Over an hour
B: A swat team to take you out at 45th and Lamar after you kill several people
C: I don't drive anymore, since the "incident"

ANN: "A"
ROB: "B"

WCS MC : " Ann's correct with her answer "A" - Over an hour. She wins a lifetime supply of Soma"!!!" I'm sorry, Rob, answer "B" is incorrect technically but totally understandable since the shitty council and the chamber of concrete have closed, blocked or otherwise fucked up roads going north to south limiting you to deal with it or drive the already horribly conjested main roads that have been a fucking joke for a decade or more". "You win a beer and a shot"."OK!!!Next question"!!!!
(Applause and music swell)

Question two:
"You're remodel is dragging on, mostly because of the inspections required by the city because you were stupid enough to pull permits in the first place". You respond to this by:
A: Drinking more alchohol
B: Smoking more dope and drinking alchohol
C: Killing the mayor and dancing naked on the capitol steps until the snipers take you out.

ANN: "A"
ROB: "B...no..wait...C! No wait...B!!Yes B...NO...wait...aw fuck it...B...No, C."

WCS MC: "Ann is correct AGAIN!!!! (Applause) She wins a case and a half of Shiner Bock and a pint of Crown. Technically "B" COULD of been a correct response, but Rob's wavering on the naked thing cost him. He gets a pint of night train and a half bag of indiana ditch weed".

ROB: "Hey FUCK YOU!!!!I've HAD IT!!!DITCH WEED????WTF!!!!GOD DAMN IT AND YOU MC"!!!

I think you get the picture.

Work was better today. I think I might've been elevated back to yellow boy status thanks to a potential workers comp claim...time will tell.
Love ya guy's...mean it!