So named for it's propensity to try and kill you. Notoriously unstable, all manner of interesting things can happen when you first sit down in it, or when you are successfully sitting and shift your position a bit, or when you attempt to get up. Large quantities of adult beverages increase your hazards, though they make up for it in the long run by causing you to become amused rather than irritated by the damn chair (and they also help ease the pain of being dumped on your ass by the thing.) Just make sure your drinking buddy has one as well so you can laugh at him too and not just at yourself.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
The Deathchair 2000
So named for it's propensity to try and kill you. Notoriously unstable, all manner of interesting things can happen when you first sit down in it, or when you are successfully sitting and shift your position a bit, or when you attempt to get up. Large quantities of adult beverages increase your hazards, though they make up for it in the long run by causing you to become amused rather than irritated by the damn chair (and they also help ease the pain of being dumped on your ass by the thing.) Just make sure your drinking buddy has one as well so you can laugh at him too and not just at yourself.
So named for it's propensity to try and kill you. Notoriously unstable, all manner of interesting things can happen when you first sit down in it, or when you are successfully sitting and shift your position a bit, or when you attempt to get up. Large quantities of adult beverages increase your hazards, though they make up for it in the long run by causing you to become amused rather than irritated by the damn chair (and they also help ease the pain of being dumped on your ass by the thing.) Just make sure your drinking buddy has one as well so you can laugh at him too and not just at yourself.
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