I'm generally a big promoter of in-home partying. And there's probably no better reason to party at home than discovering you have a big bottle of vodka when you are flat broke. After all, getting drunk is best done at home. You aren't driving anywhere provided you are stocked up on all the things you are likely to want later as a drunk (cigarettes, more booze, food.) You can act as stupid as you want without anyone other than family/roommates as witnesses. Should you feel the immediate need to lie down, the bed is just a few steps down the hall. This increases the odds that you might make it to the bed instead of passing out on the floor. That said, unless you want to seriously annoy your family/roommates, you should probably save this behavior for nights when they are also inclined to get just as drunk as you. That way, when you are playing music at an ear bleeding volume and singing at the top of your lungs at 3:30 in the morning, they'll be joining in instead of feeling the urge to hit you over the head with a cast iron skillet and knock your ass out cold.
(Note: no real skillets were harmed in the making of this post, just imaginary ones.)
Fortunately, the reverse hangover is easily cured with a few laughs and a couple of extra cups of coffee ;)
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