According to "Dr." James Dobson, leader of
Apparently, Spongebob is in cahoots with Barney ( Now, I've always thought Barney was gay as hell...but homosexual? Please.) to corrupt the children!
I've always had a problem with this label "Homosexual Lifestyle", let's do a little compare/contrast list ala' homos vs. heteros, shall we? First, lets look at what we (most of us anyway) have in common.
We're human beings
We have values and ethics
We value our significant others and the notion of family
We like to go out to dinner and maybe a movie or a broadway show (don't try that showtunes stereotype with me! I'm not buying it.)
Now...the differences...In my mind there are only two. Sexual activity and intimacy. Who you choose to love and have sex with. That's it. Everything else is the same.
Dobson and his minions will tell you that homosexual love is deviant. Poke (haha) around on the internet for, I don't know, 30 seconds and see what you find. For example, do a google search on anal sex.
Did you pull up a list of hot man on man action and nothing else? No, you didn't. In fact, I'd wager you got more women taking it up the rosebud. Blowjob? Ditto. And ditto for any other sexual act that might be considered deviant. Sure, there's some gay/lesbian stuff in there too, but when it comes to deviant sexual behavior the heteros get my vote as the clear winners.
Another area these idiots point to is psycho - social in nature. Homos are nothing but a bunch of drug addled lunatics, rife with psychological problems leading to all manner of mayhem and destruction, destroying the very fabric of society.
Well, guess what "doctor"?. Heteros are pretty good at that kind of deviance too. In fact, I'd say they are the standard bearers for this kind of behavior.
I think you know that. I think you just enjoy scapegoating gay people. I think it's just another way to rally the throngs of people who think like you do, you know, get 'em all whipped up into a frenzy about the "gay menace" , throw in some shit about god and quote family values circa Leave it to Beaver and you got 'em! I remember a guy who did a very similar thing back in the day, his name was Adolph.
May I suggest narrowing your focus to just deviants. Try that and see what happens, asshole.
And so what if Spongebob is gay anyway? He's a fucking CARTOON moron.
Spongebob : Knock- Knock!
Dr. Dobson : Who's there?
DD: Heywood who?
SB: Heywood Jablowme? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!