IT'S THE "C" MATCH DUDE....
Remember the old WWF on the usa network?Wrestling at it's finest.Fixed...but fun to watch...You could tell what was happening by the moves they made,you could tell who was gonna win...they had a formula...what we broke down via the alphabet.
I'm talkin' speed addled mid to late 80's viewing...it's 3 am and I'm one line from a heart attack can't sleep wrestling excitement.
Which brings me to the americans who were killed in the Gaza Strip ... It's the C match,you know...you weren't expecting it RIGHT THEN but you knew it was gonna happen and you knew it was gonna cause an outrage...just like when hacksaw jim duggan nailed rockin' roddy piper with a folding chair and mean gene okerland wigged out on the future gov. of minnesota-Jesse "the fucktard" ventura- like it was a total surprise.
Only it wasn't. And you KNEW it wasn't...but you bought into it anyway because hey...it's the WWF...full of surprises.
I'm not surprised some americans got killed in the Gaza and you should'nt be either...it was bound to happen.They should'nt have been there in the first place...but it's that old C match mentality coming back to haunt us...what the fuck are ANY americans doing over in that shithole of a place unless they are assassins working for the CIA???But they are there - just like the undertaker was lurking in the stands during the ultimate warrior-hulk hogan death match...it's a fucking set up.
Just like the son of osama being in Iran is a set up.
Just like the ever escalating violence in Iraq is a set up.
Just like the re-emergence of the taliban in Afghanistan is a set up.
These things may/are really be happening...but we're being set up.
Just like WWF wrestling...to root for the underdog no matter how despicable he or they may be...the underdog in this case is george bush's america...don't be fooled...change the channel america...watch something worthy of your time.
If they don't get the ratings they'll be forced to change...just like the WWF...well maybe we can skip the embarrassing bits...no...we have to suffer through them.
Time for the D match I think.......