ASS OVER ELBOWS

Headed back to the meeting area this afternoon (we can't park on campus,so have to meet about a mile away)in the service van-driver,one passenger up front,and 7 other guys riding without seats in the back-we got into a wreck.Some jack ass did a quick wide left turn with no signal into his drive way and our driver did his best to stop,but ended up removing this guys bumper and creasing his passenger side.
Initially,this guy was a real asshole-making threats and saying shit like "somebody gonna come up on this shit"!"Somebody gonna pay"!"Somebody gonna be writin' me a check"!
Our driver (an ex cop)got out and said "calm down,it was an accident,lets call the cops".
The dude immediately changed his tune and made it clear he didn't want the cops involved-turns out he has a warrant and no insurance.
I was sitting right behind the passenger seat,and while I didn't see the wreck,I did see 6 people flying past me in various acrobatic save positions.
No one got hurt,but damn!
What a way to end the day.