THANKS CNN

I saw this headline just now..." What's going on with Tom Cruise"? As most of us know, since what's up with him is ultimately more important than the war et al...He's been showing his ass of late.
I know what's going on with him...are you sitting down? Here it comes...he's a 42 year old man banging the 26 year old Katie Holmes, that's almost as good as the olsen twins, but not quite for a 42 year old man.
Can we digest the obvious and move on to more important shit, like that moat of oil around Baghdad Rumsfeld was talking about yesterday?