OVERHEARD AT WORK TODAY

To a crowd of 10...

XXX: Man, Don't forget...I'm a half a century now! Shee-it...man, when I take a bath my balls float on top of the water like alligator eyes...That's why I take motherfuckin' showers....Pealing maniacal laughter.
Crowd of 10...Pealing maniacal laughter.
On the way back to the truck....Lee: "Did he really say 'alligator eyes'? Me: "Yeah...funny, huh"? Lee: "Yeah...I guess"...