THEY JUST DON'T GIVE UP DO THEY?

Are there really people that buy into this bullshit?There must be, or these guys are the biggest retard asshats on the planet...oh wait, they are...regardless. I got this email today, my comments are in bold, I sent this "reply" back to "Frank".

Hello,


I am Mr. Frank Botolo, an auditor of a reputable bank in Johannesburg, Gauteng Province in the Republic of South Africa. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.

Hey Frank! Are you any relation to Bamalamadingdong Botolo, of Lagos who emailed me a similar offer in the summer involving a foreign client named Mr. Shove it up your ass?

We had a foreign client named Mr. Wooin Shim, who deposited a huge sum of money (18.6 Million United States Dollars), with our bank. Eventually, this client died in a plane crash and since his death we have not had anybody come up for the claims as the next of kin.

With a name like that, I'm guessing he was an orphan...Wooin Shim!? Please.

You may want to take a look at other passengers, who were on the same plane; here is a site for your perusal.http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list/

Wow! This is a new twist...a real link to a list of casualties from flight 801 out of Korea that crashed in Guam back in '97...I suggest you recheck the list, just above Wooin's name is one Sangpyang Shim...probably his wife ( I retract my snarky comment about the name, but still...Shim? That's a door thing, right?

A situation I have monitored closely with my position in the bank. Now having monitored this deposit and managed it over the years before his death, and hence nobody has showed up as the next of kin for the past years. I now solicit for your assistance to present you as the next of kin as every other arrangement/ processes will be monitored by me and my partners involved. However I got your contact from a trade consultant here in South Africa, though I did not disclose the purpose of my seeking for a foreign business partner to him. Although we will still have to sign some agreement before the final transfer of the fund into any of your designated bank account.

Right-o Mr. Botolo!! here's my account number in super secret reverse alpha numeric code: FUCKYOUANDTHEFERALCAMELYOURODEINON.Here's my P.I.N code (similarly encoded): BITEMYHAIRYASS. I hope this speeds up the transaction

I have involved a very senior official in the operational department, and we have agreed that after the transfer of the money into your account, you shall be entitled to 30% of the total sum, my colleagues and I will have 65% while 5% will be used to reimburse any expenses incurred. All necessary precautions have been taken to ensure a risk free situation on the side of both parties. Please note that this deal can only take place on the following conditions;

1. Absolute confidentiality and sincerity will be required and guaranteed, considering our positions in the bank.

Translation: There is no bank, we are just thieves...retarded thieves.

2. Assurance that our own share will be released to us in good faith when this money finally gets into your account.

Translation: If you are stupid enough to fall for this, we will clean you out.

Please treat with utmost confidentiality. Contact me as quickly as possible through my e-mail.

Expecting your urgent response,

I bet you are "Frank Botolo"...Hey, did you play guitar in Mahogany Rush?

Best Regards,

MR. FRANK BOTOLO

Fuck you...If your IP and or addy were traceable I would find you and beat you within an inch of your miserable life and then I would take your imaginary 18.6 million dollars and shove it up your ass in the form of a very real 18.6 feet of barbed wire. Happy new year bitch.

I wonder if he'll reply? hahaha.