Hitting the eggnog a bit early, are we?
I've had not one, not two, but three calls this morning from obviously inebriated customers. This was all between the hours of 7:00 and 8:00 AM central standard time (the time zone where these customers were located.) Perhaps this is the start of some sort of "Twelve Days of Drinking" celebration of the holidays or maybe the colder weather has folks putting bourbon in their morning coffee. Whatever the reason, it's mildly amusing though it's hard enough to help people when they are stone cold sober so it's almost impossible when they are three sheets to the wind. Maybe we should start up a new position at work, a designated drunk employee who would be able to communicate on the same level. I'm sure we'd have no problem getting folks to sign up for those shifts ;->