TEXAS INDEPENDENCE DAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
And thanks to the Austin shitty council, there won't be a parade. They declined to waive the parade fee, and by the time they realized what a bunch of assholes they looked like for doing this the organizers of said parade had disbanded. No parade no matter what crawdaddy moves the shitty council made.
The shitty council regularly waives fees for every minority group on the planet and then some. What's up shitty council? Do you really think the coupla thousand bucks from fees for this would take care of the incredibly HUGE shortfall were facing because you're a bunch of self centered non local asswipe fucksticks? Up your collective asses with a nail embedded night stick...go to hell.
So...we get no parade, we have to come up with an alternative, and that alternative is:
Let's get a bunch of us together and go to the gunrange! And after we can BBQ a goat or something and drink lots of beer!
Ye-haa!
There will be AK's, SKS's, 9's, 45's, 380's, 40's, 12g. shotguns, M1A1's and thousands of rounds of ammo of every variety.
I love it when we go to the gunrange, usually it's just 4 to 6 of us and even then we freak the shit out of the other patrons. But this time there will be at least 12 of us there.The other patrons: boom......................boom......................boom.................boom.
Us: BoomboomboomboomboomaboomdiddyboomboomboomBOOM!!!
Non stop boomage. I enjoy lobbing 12gauge slugs into targets on the
100 meter range...aim for the head hit the other head, kind of like shooting
mortars.
Then on to the BBQ, so Texas,so not a parade.