AND YOU'RE NO...WAIT... YES! YOU ARE BARNEY RUBBLE.
You know who I mean...that Dean character that's running on the dem ticket against Georgie girl. I think he bears a striking resembelance to ol' Barn...friend and foil of Fred Clinto...I mean Flintstone.Let's face it...the whole gaggle of democratic candidates look like they just walked off the short bus for a field trip at Pioneer farms.
What are we gonna do?We cannot allow Dubya to usurp another term in the whitehouse, but alas, our choices for a legitimate candidate are severely limited.
I have an idea...why don't candidates from both parties start telling the truth?
NO ONE is telling the truth...it's all marketing and script writing and image building (and on the seedier side, if there is one, payoffs and tax breaks and favors).But it's all corrupt in degrees in the end...everyone of them corrupt leaving the voter to choose the less corrupt on a hope and a prayer...that thier particular corruption is more akin to the america the voter wants...or the other (I believe) more frequent choice is to just say fuck it...it's all a game and no matter what I say,do,or vote the most corrupt will prevail.So what's the point...I know the polls are open till 7, but dammit I have beer to drink.
Take Texas for example.
The gub'ner,pRick Perry(hair,outfits) has called a THIRD special session for the sole purpose of redistricting Texas to give the republicans a majority...with the benefit of giving bunnypants the electoral votes in the next primary.That's the agenda,the only agenda.There is nothing fair and right about this...it's the equivilent of one crack slingin' crew kicking ass on a corner until it belongs to them...only in this case there is no payback...we just roll over in the end.
Similar kinds of criminal behavior are occuring in states across the country under the guise of due process,the gub'ment,the "will" of the people...which people?
RICH people. All across america there is a kind of ethnic cleansing leaking into the "american way".It's these rich people who don't give a shit about the middle class...or poor people...if they have thier way there will be a two class, one party majority in this country...a majority bought off by the corrupt leaders buying thier way into power through lies, manipulation and malfeasance on a level unpresidented in the memory of my lifetime. They only care about themselves.
So...what do we do?GET OUT AND VOTE...even if it is a Barney Rubble,it's better than what we've got right now...You know, I heard Hitler had a bad temper...only people didn't snap to it in time.
Take a look around.