SPIN ME 'ROUND LIKE A RECORD...

I found this link at BartCop E! :

Pete Burns, the flamboyant lead singer '80s band Dead Or Alive, has filed a lawsuit against a London plastic surgeon for allegedly making him look "physically repulsive."

Gee...wasn't he always kind of repulsive anyway? I'm sorry, but I find this hysterically funny.

The androgynous frontman, most famous for the hit "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)," claims Dr. Maurizio Viel performed a terrible job on his lip augmentation procedure at the London Center For Aesthetic Surgery. Burns's suit complains of swelling, blistering, discharge, and impaired ability to eat, drink, or talk. He claims the damage was so extreme that at one point it looked like his lips would actually need to be surgically removed.

Wow...surgically removed! So then his mouth would actually be "Round round like a record-round round" ? That shit would play in Vegas man!

Burns claims to have undergone more than 100 operations over the past year and a half to reconstruct his allegedly botched face.

OK...That's 5.5 operations a monthon average. That's alot of fucking surgery for anywhere on your body, but your lips? Man...that Pete Burns is one dedicated got to have the perfect mouth motherfucker...Props to you and now I understand where the swelling and the discharge came from. 5.5 operations a month, on your lips! And I thought I was hardcore with the ink


Said Burns in a statement: "What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisioned. Not only was it agonizingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme. It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever. I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling and I might begin to discharge yellow pus that was coming from the holes in my face. At times it leaves me seriously suicidal and depressed and I could have problems for the rest of my life".

What about the past of your life???

"If I can prevent at least one person from undergoing this hell and point them in the right direction to a doctor who can manage their problem, then at least I can help stop someone else suffering".

Nigga please...



Get thee to Oprah post haste!!!
Wow...