I HAVE A FUCKING HANGOVER

Do you have any idea how long it's been since those words have come out of my mouth?
It's been months.I didn't intend to get shitty last night,but somehow it happened and I'm paying for it this morning.
Fuck me.
There are sad drunks and mean drunks and funny drunks...last night I was retardo drunk. If we had lampshades I would have been wearing one and doing a poor impersonation of Shecky Green.
Very amusing stuff I imagine,I was there for it but I couldn't tell you.
Ann asked me to check the sheets on the bed and it was all over.Snoozeville.I'm sure she can add to this in the comments.
How do people do this everyday?
Irene and I are going to walk this off right now.
Jeez.