I JUST READ THE "FAQ" PAGE AT THE ONION...AND BOY, HAS MY OPINION OF THEM CHANGED.
It reads like a Stalinist manifest!Here's an excerpt: NOTE: Editorial submissions of any kind are not accepted. The Onion cannot guarantee their return, nor can The Onion guarantee a response to unsolicited submissions. Requests for articles/graphics from past issues are not accepted and The Onion cannot guarantee a response to such requests.
Can you believe this shit?! Not only are they comedy snobs...they won't even email back to rub it in...Bastards!!!!
After Comedy Central stole my idea for a show about straight guys "converting a homo"
ala' "Queer eye for the Straight Guy"...I figured my only outlet was to do a commentary in the tried and true "point-counterpoint" model.
If you read the above excerpt from The Onion...they don't care if they miss out on possibly the funniest bit of subversive online renegade writing theyv'e ever read and won't even write back to gloat...So here it is...tomorrow afternoon actually...but until then here's a snipet:
"I've always had a sense of color...the right colors" (point or counter-point?)