I THOUGHT RALPH NADER WAS DEAD

But that must have been just wishful thinking on my part.Have you ever noticed that the only time you hear about or see this pile of shit is around election time? He reminds me of a cicada like that,you walk out of your house one morning and see a larval husk clinging to a tree,split open all alien like and when you come home in the evening there's Nader,on Larry King Live...doing his best to fuck up yet another election.
Other than pissing in the wheaties of corvair enthusiasts everywhere,his biggest claim to fame is slanting elections...the wrong way.
I'm all for a third party candidate,but he ain't it.Currently,he's waxing philosophic about Bloomberg,that obscenely rich motherfucker from NY who ditched his party to become an independent and might join the race for the presidency.
Nader has good things(mostly)to say about Bloomberg which is all I need to hear to verify that he is the rich asshole I knew he was and has no business even thinking about running.Bloomberg's an independent alright,he's all about Bloomberg.
The republican bullpen is overflowing with shit this time around,you have people that openly deny the fossil record,war mongerers,and that guy from Law and Order.
And the dems don't have much to offer either,the front runner has a Celine Dion song as a campaign ditty for christ's sake...a canadian airlines commercial soundtrack no less.Hillary needs some dick or something...jeez...what's the world coming to?
Anarchy,that's what.
I have watched the body politic devolve since the Nixon administration and witnessed the political process in this country reduced to a sitcom not even worthy of MTV.
It's sickening to behold,people of station pretending to know what's best for the world when they don't have a fucking clue or vision beyond the amount of money they have or the money to be made.
They're killing me with their avarice...and you as well.But we are too complacent to do anything about it.
And that's why Ralph Nader is still,somehow,relevant.
When he should be dead.