CAT ORGY UNDER THE CARPORT

We have this stray calico looking kitty that lives in our camper shell that leans up against the fence under our carport. The truck that it went with is long gone (sniff) but the shell has major memory points ( we bought it for our honeymoon trip to Colorado ) so it remains...housing for the stray cat and birthing station for the multiple litters of kittens she has popped out under it over the last 5 years ( at least ).
We have another litter on the way. How do I know this? Because our little uber vixen slut cat has been entertaining the local toms under our carport for the last week. How do I know this? From the howling and wailing and cat screaming emanating from our carport, that's how. And by the presence of her usual suitors...a scruffy orange tom, a scruffy grey tom, a grey and white tom and a couple of new players I haven't seen before, including a very nice looking burmese. He is obviously a well cared for house tom from the neighborhood slumming for some street level pussy, and getting his ass kicked by the regular scumcats that frequent the campershell of love.They slink off in the morning when we come out to go to work, giving me that look. Like I disrupted the moment and messed with their game.
The noises they make are unsettling. First there is the fighting for the right to impregnate howling yowling noises...very unsettling to our 3 black dogs, who leap from their resting places in an explosion of woofs and barks gathering at the front door, backs rigid and tails high, sniffing away with cat murder on their minds. Then you got the actual sounds of cat copulation...how can anything that sounds like that be enjoyable?
The carport has been quiet now for a few days. I'm sure she's knocked up, so it's time to buy cheap catfood and start the stray kitty prenatal / postnatal assistance plan.
Like we always do.