I will direct you to a new addition to our blogroll...crooksandliars.com who are doing a very good job of posting results as they trickle in.
It's my job to pontificate and bloviate about these assholes running our country, and I'm happy to do that. So here goes.
I was in high school when Nixon fucked himself and it was my first "hello???" that the people we elected to run the country didn't give a shit about us or the country as much as they gave a shit about power and personal gain. It's only gotten worse since then. I don't care which party has been in control from Nixon til now, they have both been plagued with scandals, real or manufactured by the opposing party. But scandals nonetheless. Trying to make each other look bad...let's see- Ford pardoned Nixon. Carter botched a rescue mission and fucked some women in his head or as he put it, "Lusted in mah heart" to Rolling Stone. Reagan...can you say Iran-Contra and alzhiemers at the same time? Me neither, but he could and did. This was the turning point for me. I was radicalized. I had lost my respect for the government of this country and the increasingly corrupt and self centered "gangs" running it. You know...turf,money,product.
Then you have the man responsible for providing the seed that has us where we are today...Check this name: George Herbert Walker Bush. So more Iran-Contra, that sock monkey of a VP, Quayle,the first gulf war ( which my dad would've called a "DRY HUMP" ...as in unsatisfactory re: conclusion) Here's the first blatant oil connection as he changed the sheets and got in bed with Saudi Arabia...the oil stains were the same,just bigger. Kissinger reels in and out of this freakshow, shaking blood off his hands.
Then it's Clinton...what a presidency...He did amazing things. Paid off the debt...surplus...record shit for the economy.Diplomacy. What a president...But he's still a weasel. God love him...he's a weasel. Why? Because he's a politician. Albiet, one who had/has the right idea about how to run a country. But he is most remembered for what? A blow job. Well, actually, the end result of a blow job, a small amount that ended up on a dress. Where do you think the rest of it ended up? I know where. Think about it for a minute, you are the president of the US of motherfucking A, things are going well all around, you got this chubby but hot intern breathing down your crotch. A blowwie in the OVAL FUCKING OFFICE????What would YOU do?Be honest now...your pushing 50 and this 20-something intern wants to smoke you? Please.
I once bent this chick over on a caseworkers desk on a nightwatch shift at a treatment center and fucked her lights out...No clients died. Sure, it was inappropriate, but it was SEX. I didn't invade a country and cause the deaths of over 2800 americans in the name of oil profits...not to mention the hundreds of thousands of "indigenous personnel". I just fucked a chick...not a country, not a system, not an ideology, and certainly not a reputation.The trackmarks on the caseworkers desk top calander bore testament to my lack of concern for "reputation" at that time, which brings me back to Clinton. He wasn't thinking of consequences...it was his first BJ in years!!! HOO-WEE!!!
Which leads me to the asshat currently in charge.
LIAR...CRIMINAL...SADIST...HYPOCRITE.
George W. Bush and everyone even remotely connected to him or his party.
Cross your fingers-hold your breath-may this kick you from your sleep.
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