Tuesday, October 30, 2007

TRAVIS COUNTY IS FIXIN' TO SUCK ON IT

As much as we wanted to avoid further debt,there is a program available that allows for property tax loans.We have gotten several solicitations from companies that provide this service,but they all had a kind of slime factor that put us off.
We researched this company thoroughly and they appear to be legit.These are prevalent to Texas(go figure),and have some benefits that are helpful to us.
Once we fill out the forms it will take 8 to 12 business days and they will pay our taxes for us.
But the coolest thing in all of this,the absolute coolest thing ever is the county will lose its penalty/interest money,which is akin to having a red hot poker shoved up your ass...check it out...from the county Q & A on what to do if you can't pay your taxes:
Q:What is the penalty for late payment?
A:On February 1,2008,6% penalty and 1% interest accrue on the unpaid balance.Penalty and interest increase each month and total 18% in July,24% after one year.
So,they will miss out on bilking us for approx. 1500.00 in penalties and interest.
The county is worse than a fucking pawn shop.
Even though we are incurring more debt,we can pay it off and save for next years fucking from the county at the same time.And the additional bonus for me is putting the fucking on the county to the tune of 1500 dollars.
Finally,some insight into why I had to leave the tax office yesterday in such a hurry.
The majority of the employees in collections are middle aged black women,and while the woman who was working with me was stern,she was genuinely trying to help me out.
Her supervisor on the other hand was a whole 'nother story.Growing up in the south and working with and interacting with black women a lot has given me the ability to tell the difference between the ones that could give a shit that I was a white boy and the ones who have an agenda.This supervisor most definitely has an agenda.As evidenced by this statement:"You gonna have to come up offa that 700 dollars a month son".Son?WTF???And using that street talk was a serious dis.She may have well said "gimme da money beotch".Fuck her.
And you can be sure that when the tax is paid and she can't fuck with me,I'm filing a formal complaint and demanding an apology.
She picked the wrong white boy.

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