TOM DELAY IS A HEATHEN BITCH

And I hope he shares a cell with Blackie McFatcock, and ol' Blackie puts it to him like he's put it to us all these years. Did any of you see this shithead on the news talking about his belief in god and his service to america and how it's all the liberal democrats fault that he's resigning? Please...this guy spent too much time close to the DDT he used to spray around Sugarland, before he started spraying GOP filth around the country. Rot in hell you loathsome miscreant.
And how about the news today that Cheney (on orders from Bush) authorized Scooter Libby to " leak sensitive information about Iraq ( Valerie Plame's cover blown )?...this is court testimony from Scooter himself. If you wonder why ol' Scoots dropping a dime on the cabal, let me clear that up for you. They don't give a fuck about Scooter and he finally snapped to that fact.
And how about the news the other day about that homeland security guy that was trying to set up a fuck-a-thon on the internet with a 14 year old girl ( cop ) ? His name is Brian Doyle...press secretary for homeland security...exchanging vulgar and vile chat and email stuff about how he would like to pork a 14 year old ( cop ).
Now...there are rules about porking a 14 year old girl. For example, If I wanted to pork one, I certainly wouldn't search the chatrooms on the internet, I'd go find one locally, at a middle school. You know why? Cause I would be 14 years old too, and a classmate. Not some 55 year old IDIOT pedophile like Brian.
Oh, and while I'm on a roll, John McCain should be shipped back to that POW camp in Nam (Gitmo) he was in because he obviously didn't get it. That flip-flopping bastard needs a ride on the old electric box springs to refresh his memory. Maybe a crank telephone connected to his balls would refresh his memory about how right he was on issues before Bush and his own selfish goals turned him into a bitch for the GOP and the religious right.
I hope he runs in 2008, so I can vote against him, but mostly to see him exposed as the piece of dogshit he is.
Speaking of 2008...who are you voting for?
Hillary? HAHAHA...only if she blows me and lets me spooge her dress.
Nader? He's been invisible for a long time, but be assured, if he's alive, he'll run and fuck it up for everyone. Dude, you were right about the Corvair ok? Go home and take your pigmy running mate with you.
Clark? OK...I could live with that.
Gore? HAHAHA...
Biden? An empty suit.
Edwards? The empty suits underwear, plus...who wants a gameshow host for a president? Or alternately...
Kerry? ...?...Please.
Sharpton ? You know he's probably gonna run and why not? If he started wearing that giant medallion again I'd vote for him. If he got a fly grill...definitely.
Any other suggestions? If this is the field for 08 we are definitely in trouble. I didn't bother listing any GOP candidates beyond McCain, cause if there is a god, they will all be in prison...with a Blackie McFatcock of their very own.
Ouch.
Goodnight and...