This guy is at a hotel bar during a plumbing supply convention when this beautiful woman sits down next to him. He buys her several drinks and is hitting on her big time. He keeps trying to get her to come to his room, and put off by his advances, the following exchange occurs:
Him: Are you sure you don't want to come up? We could have champaign and chocolate covered strawberries and make sweet love.
She: I'm sorry but as good as that sounds I need to tell you...I'm a lesbian.
After an awkward moment he lifts his glass and responds: So...How are things in Beirut???
Badda-boom!
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