STONED GUY WITH A SKINK ON HIS HEAD


Wow..Only one submission this week...from Brandy, and here it is...

Dear Stoned Guy With A Skink On His Head,
What the hell is a skink anyway?
-Your Confused Future Daughter-in-Law

Wow...Brandy, thanks for your question.
Skinks are magical reptilian beings that live on our heads. And only the enlightened are aware of their presence. They ride atop our heads, ever searching for that mound of fruit and mushed cat food, or the ever desired pinky mouse...waiting patiently to have their bones crushed by our our impossibly strong for such a small carnivore jaws.And we rock...just check out this one on my head right now ...does he not fucking rock the casbah? His name is Sol... for Solomon Island Skink, a place where you just can't think of killer weed and giant lizards. I love it!
They are giant lizards closely related to snakes and unchanged for 1000's of years with an incredible range and diversity...dude. If you wanna learn more go to :hey...wow...fucking skinks
Check him out...on my head...whoa...dude...it rocks the casbah.

[Listening to: Beautiful Lies - Budgie - The Definitive Anthology (5:02)]