FAVORITE SAYINGS

There's 5 of them.

You can't make chickensalad out of chickenshit.

You can polish a turd all day *
* The long version of this is: You can polish a turd all day, and at the end of the day all you got is a shiney turd.

Just like a cow watching a train go by.

We put the fun in dysfunctional. Or, alternately, funeral.

And my current favorite:

You don't fatten up frogs for other snakes to eat.

Honorable mention:
Waist like a wasp...ass like a hoss.

Got some favorites? G'wan...share.