ASK A STONED GUY WITH A SKINK ON HIS HEAD V.3

Dear Stoned Guy With a Skink on His Head,
What's up with this Kerry guy?
Just wondering,
Resin cough in Racine.

Dear no ice in the bong,
This dude Kerry went over to the Nam and after he was done killing gooks and shit, he came back and smoked some primo or whatever it was called back then and decided that killing gooks was a bummer, so he went like, totally against killing gooks and threw his medals for killing gooks and getting shot by gooks at the whitehouse, or some shit like that. Then he joined the senate and did a bunch of senatorial shit for about, like 20 years. Now he's running for president or something.
Hey...see this skink on my head? He totally rocks the casbah man...he's gonna vote for Kerry. A little ice in your bong will clear that resin cough right up dude. Check that skink on my head dude, he like shifted with authority and stuck out his tongue for a second, right on man! Skinks totally rock the vote for Kerry!

Dear Stoned Guy With a Skink on His Head,
What's the deal with this Bush dude? Why is he on such a complete bummer all the time?
Sign me
Seriously bumming on this Bush dude...WTF?

Dear Seriously bumming,
After 16 stone, Bush kinda sucked. And then the leader...Gavin, who is a serious pothead married that looks kinda chinky but is really a white chick Gwen from that band No Doubt, lending creedence to the anti weed lobby. I mean, come on...you have to put a pillow under her ass to get the right...oh! wait...you're talking about pResident Bush...dude! Bush is a total fucking bummer.
He was a nazi gubner in Texas and went on to single handedly destroy the reputation of the US, cause killing Texas just wasn't enough for him. He should've never given up the coke and booze. He was still an insufferable fratboy , but at least he was fucked up. Bush is such a fucking loser that this skink on my head just took a shit on my neck in protest...or maybe he just had to go...either way you have to admit , this fucking skink on my head rocks. Skinks rule!

Debate v.2 on tonight...oh boy...